Boringburgers

lol i'm just making shit up

piraticoctopus:

Do you ever say something that you thought would be hilarious but no one laughs and then you’re just

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(via azumari)

smythe-hummel:

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

(via lolsomeone-actually)

hotbabysitter:

I’m pretty sure this kid’s life was over immediately after this aired.

(Source: juilan, via kujopx)

Satellite High

—The Bus Is Late

must-be-a-thursday:

First time listening:

Second time listening:

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Third time listening:

WAITING FOR THE BUS TOOK A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BUS WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS AS THE SUN CAME UP BUT THE SUN AIN’T OUT NO MORE CAUSE IT’S GREY WAITING FOR THE BUS THERE’S A GREY ONE BLUE ONE A RED ONE ALL OF THEM TURNED AWAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS GOTTA CATCH A BUS GOTTA WATCH NEWS GOTTA REGIMENT A PLAN FOR THE DAY

BUS

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(Source: sanity-schmanity, via trekgeneration)